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Discover How To Close Your Cell Stress Response to Stop Dissociating and Manifest The Life You Want!

You get home from work and spend 20 minutes parked in your car before walking inside. 

You get out of the shower and spend time in your towel before getting dressed. 

You're social at work but by the time you get home, it’s like you already used all of your energy up and you end up scrolling on social media. 

And then you probably feel guilty because you know you’re not present in your life and it’s always affecting the people you love but you don’t know how to be any different and no one is really offering good solutions about how to actually stop this cycle.

You might feel frustrated by the amount of information out there about nervous system regulation that label what’s happening but no actual solutions with a clear path about what to do. 


The problem with all this is that what’s happening in your nervous system that’s causing all these patterns is also blocking successful manifestation for you. 

Which means that next level of income in your business, that job promotion, that soul mate partner, the dream home, the (insert soul level dream life) _________, can’t flow in when your nervous system is pushing it away because it’s not in creation mode. 

 

Here’s the deal: 

Your nervous system can either be in creation or consumption. When you’re in creation you’re successfully manifesting. 

When you’re in consumption, you’ll know because you’re consuming social media, or food, or TV, or your thoughts or emotions feel all-consuming and it feels like you can’t stop. 


You’re in a functional freeze state. 


Cool. What the heck is that?! 


It's a mixed nervous system state. Think of it like this: You have the stress response of your nervous system AND you have the stress response of the tiny nervous system inside of all the cells in your body to think about.


As above so below. 


In a Functional Freeze, the tiny nervous system in the cells of your body is in a freeze state BUT your nervous system is in a fight/flight response. 


Which is why you’re able to work and get things done and be social some of the time, but then it’s like you used all of your energy doing that and then you’re sitting in your driveway again watching TikTok and have no idea where the time went. 

Your system is operating in two different stress responses which is why you that felt social and rsvp’d to that dinner event with friends is a totally different version of you 3 days later on the night of that dinner and needs to hermit and spend time in bed. 

It’s also why no one has had any good solutions for you yet. Because most people:

1. Don’t know that the cells have their own stress responses and
2. Have no idea how to lead you through regulating both, at the same time.

Hi Friend!


I’m a Certified Functional Medicine Coach and a Somatic Trauma + Attachment healing expert. I’ve worked with the nervous system for 13 years and we’re where science and spirituality meet to help you close your stress response. 

I’m also a neurodivergent medical medium and my brain processes patterns and information in really cool ways that makes complex ideas seem simple and then organizes it into step by step processes so you can actually close your stress response and manifest the life you crave. 

When your cells are stuck in a freeze its for one of two reasons, either there was a severely traumatic event…or you need to detox. For the majority of people, you’ve got toxins. 

But doesn’t the body detox itself? 

I mean, it should. The problem is our bodies didn’t evolve at the same speed that technology has been creating chemicals and your body just can’t keep up. 

A plastic water bottle has over 200,000 parts of plastic floating in it. That’s one single water bottle. (How many have you had in your life?) Your body has no idea what to do with that plastic, so it stores it in fat cells.

Babies today are being born with over 200 CHEMICALS PER CELL before they even take their first breath. 

Chances are, if you’ve never detoxed before you’ve got a toxic load that’s got a stress response open in the cells of your body and it's the source of that functional freeze pattern.

Here’s the good news -

Detoxing is really easy when you know how to do it correctly. Which is awesome because that means this is going to be a really easy way to open up a ton of energy and also make that vision board come to life! 

 

Discover the step-by-step process to Get Out Of Functional Freeze, Feel Good, Love Life and Manifest Your Next Level


It’s a 7 Module Course That Will Change You From Mindlessly Scrolling In Your Parked Car To Present Manifesting Badass (Avatars)

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What Others Are Saying...

I've had a tense headache since I had my 3rd baby, and by doing your emotion practice and feeling the sensations and following them, I've been able to release so much tension. My headache is getting smaller and smaller. Yay! Thank you!!

- KELLY DONELSON

| have found this program really valuable to help in understanding myself, my
illnesses, my life path and what | can do to help myself progress healthwise as well as in life. It helped me see the amazing value of nervous system regulation practices so helped me commit more fully and so | got better health results!! Very grateful to Kaitie for this program which provided way more than | expected, and am so very glad | purchased this program!!!

- GLENIS MARK

Thank you so much! I just want to let you know how amazing you are. Thank you for your medicine to this world. I watched the first module and I am just so mind blown already! I feel so grateful to have met someone who really brings science, body, and spirituality together. I am learning so much already and it all feels SO aligned.

My one win... I started my water ritual this morning and I am feeling SOO much joy! Okay, maybe two... I have been stretching daily and really being with my body and feeling into what it needs on a physical level.

Hope you have a beautiful weekend, Ariel <3

- ARIEL ROBLES

This program has been absolutely amazing! It has changed my perspective and helped me to find balance in my life. I'm still a work in progress, but now having all the tools from you, I know I'll completely close my stress response and all of my ailments will be gone! My digestion is better, my mindset is positive, all because the universe led me to your program. So glad I listened to my intuition on starting this program.

- MISTY BISHOP

I've been deep in the struggle of an auto-immune flair-up after three years of healing and managing so well, and I was feeling pretty hopeless until I found Kaitie's TikTok last night. I watched all 15 parts, signed up for the program, and completed Module 1 & 2 already. Talk about a nudge from the universe.

Everything I've listened to so far has been 100% YES. These are all things I know to be true, and the way they're laid out is so systematic and easy to follow.

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See What's Waiting For You Inside...

The Secret To Powerful Manifestations & Intentions

Creating the Sacred container to clear what is not in your highest good from your cells & energy system 

Activate Quantum Cellular Growth Down To The Nano Particle

How to regulate the nervous system inside of your cells to clear cellular memory to release scarcity and welcome in your quantum leap into greater abundance.

The TRUTH About How To Detox

Here are the nitty-gritty details of how to safely (because that part is important) complete a Functional Medicine Detox and how to also welcome it in as the sacred, spiritual experience it truly is. 

Why don’t the ancient manifestation texts talk about detoxing? Simple answer - they were smart enough to not poison themselves.

The Sneaky Connection Between Mold, Mycotoxins and Unprocessed Shame

You are a match for everything in your life and also everything is connected. Black Mold carries the vibration of toxic shame. In this module, you’ll clear both from your life, and in the energetic emotional realm as well as clearing your cells of any old mold spores hanging around from that one seedy college dorm room from however many years ago that’s still affecting your vibration today.

The Sneaky Connection Between Mold, Mycotoxins and Unprocessed Shame

You are a match for everything in your life and also everything is connected. Black Mold carries the vibration of toxic shame. In this module, you’ll clear both from your life, and in the energetic emotional realm as well as clearing your cells of any old mold spores hanging around from that one seedy college dorm room from however many years ago that’s still affecting your vibration today.

Activate Your Most Potent Manifestation Power By Transforming Your Gut Microbiome

You’ve probably heard how important gut health is for your mental health and your physical health but what they aren’t telling you is actually the major energetic source of your manifestation power. You know how people refer to have a “gut feeling” about something? So much of your connection to the divine energetically is connected to the gut - which is why it’s so important to your overall health. Basically, when you’ve got weak gut boundaries (which is what leaky gut is) you’ve got weak energetic boundaries which means your manifestation power is kinda like a garden hose with a bunch of holes in it, pathetically spitting out a few drops of water at a time to feed a plant because all of the real juice leaked out already. That’s what's happening to your manifestations when you’ve got gut issues. I started working with gut health 13 years ago back when the microbiome was still “pseudo-science”, let’s simplify this for ya.

What “They” Don’t Tell You About Protecting Yourself From Viruses

This might rock your world, but what actually causes someone to contract any virus is NOT exposure to it - it’s having specific toxins in your body that cause your immune system to be weak enough for the virus to take hold. So, here we’re going to detox out the heavy hitters in environmental toxins that make you prone to getting different kinds of viruses so you can walk in the world a little less afraid.

The Single Most Important Detail To Receiving Your Manifestation - and How to Do It

There are two MAJOR blocks to you receiving what you’re asking for. The first, is it not being safe to come to you. Heavy metals in your system tend to lodge themselves in your brain. Because they conduct electricity (ya know, because they’re metal), it changes how energy flows through your body and where the energy collects, if you will. Basically, it makes the energy hang out at your head a LOT because of the metals in your brain, which ungrounds you. That translates to you feeling anxiety. So, the heavy metals in the tattoo ink from that sweet sleeve you have could actually both be the source of your anxiety and also blocking you from receiving what you want because of all the fear energy it creates in changing the way energy moves through your system. The second is, if you’re in overwhelm and feel like you’re at capacity and couldn't possibly hold anything more - how do you think the next level in your business can flow in? How could that relationship could show up and work out if you’re already spent? It can’t. THAT feeling of overwhelm and procrastinating because you’re afraid of what the next level will require of you is actually often just a glyphosate toxicity. There’s a really fancy physiological reason for that, which we’ll tell you about inside but this paragraph is getting long. Let’s just detox both so you can get unblocked and receive the damn thing already.

How To Keep Your Winning Streak

Now that you’re all spiritually connected and received the things you’ll take a minute to celebrate and fully take on your new identity as the powerful, badass manifestor you are. 

OKAY, THIS IS AMAZING and also how much is this going to cost, you might be thinking. I get that because chances are, you’ve probably tried a lot of things already on your healing-so-that-you-can-manifest journey. 


Here’s the path that most take, and I know because it’s what I did and it’s also what most of my clients have done and on behalf of all of us, let’s save you years and thousands of dollars. When people find me, they tell me it feels like having a prayer answered because they searched for so long. So wherever you are in this flow, let's save you from whatever comes after it. 


Most start with your Doctor. You’re feeling depressed, anxious, disconnected from yourself, brain fog, low energy, or fatigue and maybe you have other mystery symptoms and you’re not sure how all those things are connected. So, going to your doctor might feel like a good place to start and get everything checked out. 


So you make your appointment, wait a few months to get in, in a rushed 10-minute appointment where all you get to say is “Hey, I feel depressed, stressed, I'm struggling with motivation and just don’t feel myself.” without feeling heard at all. To which he says, “Great. Let's run some labs.” So you go for another appointment for the bloodwork. Fast forward a few months to your next appointment and he says “Good News! Your bloodwork looks normal!” You’re just stressed. You should sleep more, and stress less. You walk away feeling invalidated by the whole experience, knowing there's more to it but you’re not sure what. And if you knew how to just stress less, you’d be doing that already. 


So then you figure, I’ll go see a therapist. So you start and a few sessions in it’s great. You’re finally feeling heard and getting some good self-awareness and insight. Only, these $250 weekly sessions are starting to become a burden. Am I getting enough out of this to make it make sense? But you keep going for a while because what else do you do? So maybe you spend months, and if you’re like most, it can be years in therapy talking it out but only ever feeling marginally better. It’s nice to have someone to talk to but, it's not really getting better in a real way. 
 

So now you spend 2390473 hours online researching and learning about the connection between gut health and mental health. So, you get rid of gluten. You cut down on sugar. Swap out that processed food breakfast for a healthier option. And you probably saw a difference the first few months of making the diet changes and then you plateau again. You still spend 20 minutes parked in your driveway before you walk inside and disassociate in your towel after a shower like you've used all of your energy at work or during the day already. 


Most of you are probably here. 
 

So maybe now you decide to find a Functional Medicine Doctor, you’ve figured out at this point that most “regular” doctors will gaslight you to some extent and have you believe what you’re feeling is all in your head if you’re lucky enough to not have actually experienced this yourself.  


So you start the hunt for a Functional Medicine Doctor, but that is so hard to get in with because they are so sought out and it's several THOUSANDS of dollars because nothing they do is covered by insurance so it’s all out of pocket. And because of the health issues, you don’t have that kind of spare cash just laying around because you’ve been struggling for so long at this point. 

So you feel defeated and try and heal it yourself, listening to podcasts of those Functional Doctors, finding Facebook groups with crowd resources that has worked for others hoping to find what will work for you too. 

By this point, you’ve spent thousands of dollars and wasted on average 10 years trying to find the root causes and don’t really feel much better and all that’s happened is you’ve started to lose hope and that feels soul-crushing because you don’t think of yourself as a cynical person. 

Or… you could address the root causes of all of that so you can finally manifest the life you want to be living and feel GOOD while you do it.

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If you get inside and for some reason, it's not everything you thought or expected, you have an opportunity to get behind the scenes and check it out without any risk so that you can move forward today totally risk-free! 

You can check it out and see if it’s for you, and if it’s not everything you thought it might be then you can ask for a full refund within 48 hours of joining, no questions asked. 

 

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Let’s get you some relief, right away. In this bonus resource, you’ll get targeted somatic nervous system exercises to the NERVOUS SYSTEM STATE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN. 

That’s most people’s biggest mistake. Your nervous system has an order of operations and if you’re using random tools you found in a random tikTok or reel, that doesn’t go to the stress response you’re actually in - it’s not going to work. 

You’ll discover how to identify your stress response fast so you can pick from customized tools to help you shift where your nervous system is right now to find relief quick. 

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Quarterly Q+ A Calls

Let’s get you some relief, right away. In this bonus resource, you’ll get targeted somatic nervous system exercises to the NERVOUS SYSTEM STATE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN. 

That’s most people’s biggest mistake. Your nervous system has an order of operations and if you’re using random tools you found in a random tikTok or reel, that doesn’t go to the stress response you’re actually in - it’s not going to work. 

You’ll discover how to identify your stress response fast so you can pick from customized tools to help you shift where your nervous system is right now to find relief quick. 

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Find Your Purpose Activation

Let’s get you some relief, right away. In this bonus resource, you’ll get targeted somatic nervous system exercises to the NERVOUS SYSTEM STATE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN. 

That’s most people’s biggest mistake. Your nervous system has an order of operations and if you’re using random tools you found in a random tikTok or reel, that doesn’t go to the stress response you’re actually in - it’s not going to work. 

You’ll discover how to identify your stress response fast so you can pick from customized tools to help you shift where your nervous system is right now to find relief quick. 

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Let’s get you some relief, right away. In this bonus resource, you’ll get targeted somatic nervous system exercises to the NERVOUS SYSTEM STATE YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN. 

That’s most people’s biggest mistake. Your nervous system has an order of operations and if you’re using random tools you found in a random tikTok or reel, that doesn’t go to the stress response you’re actually in - it’s not going to work. 

You’ll discover how to identify your stress response fast so you can pick from customized tools to help you shift where your nervous system is right now to find relief quick. 

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Since starting my business 15 years ago, I’ve helped thousands of entrepreneurs become 6- and 7-figure digital CEOs.

And having premium prices has allowed me to attract highly committed clients! My mastermind members pay me anywhere from $30-$50,000 to work with me in a close intimate setting. A single VIP day costs $15,000.

My courses and programs are $3,000 to $12,000.

So in regards to this Masterclass, I rarely offer anything this inexpensive, and chances are never will again!

So, why now?

Over the past few years, I’ve seen so many GOOD entrepreneurs with GREAT products struggle to get the sale. I mean... why should the fancy marketer with the crappier product get the sale and not you?

So, it's time we even the playing field. It's time you learn an effective way to get more authentic "YESES!" to your stuff!

So, it’s for that reason that I want to make sure I get this training into as many hands as I possibly can so I can help you get going to help others even faster.

If you would like my help and guidance in doing that, your investment price is just $297.

And if you're having any resistance to this low, low investment, well... it’s also a good opportunity to see what objections you already have!

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